Limerick Offer

FINAL EDIT- 11/10 requested Limericks done! I hope you all enjoyed these as much as I did!


Well, flamehead23a recently offered (flamehead23a.deviantart.com/jo…) free limericks to his Watchers, with the stipulation that the receivers had to make the same offer (possibly substituting sketches if the deviantArtist in question is one of those boring people who just draws well) on their own journal.

As you've probably surmised by now, I'm now pledged to distribute 10 similarly-priced Limericks right here. Just reply to this journal entry, preferably with a prompt/subject, and I'll write a limerick (caution: may or may not be dirty) for you. Then you have to do the same on your own journal; or not, it's not like I can enforce this.

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And here's the completed Limericks:


flamehead23a
The blaze on his head gives his name,
Referring to a shiny red mane.
He writes a vendetta-
Add a dash of meta-
Then sit back and enjoy the acclaim!


Capt-BA
The Captain was across the whole world,
When an epic she expertly unfurled!
While partial to Tokka,
She's likely to mock ya,
While she flies like a boomerang twirled.


WithinOurTemptation
Many things lurk in the night,
And when tempted will probably bite.
But you don't have to worry,
You're like Toph in her fury-
Your oddness gives you the power to fight!


Phthalo-Blue
The face behind blue appellations,
With skills that win much admiration.
Your friends must know you
As the Happy Bird Blue,
Riding the winds of inspiration!


EstrellaCorazon
Sokka said, "Did you know a fan gave us a daughter?"
Mai scoffed, "This 'fan' shall be the first I will slaughter."
But she spoke with a soft smile,
Revealing her playful guile,
Then she screamed when Sokka pushed her in the water.


Leona629
Both are great warriors brave.
Both often refuse to behave.
Sokka's a Fool,
Toph is so cool,
Their shenanigans hit towns like a wave!


myah5000
What beauty is gracing my eyes?
This journal skin echoes the skies!
She doth pimp great fan fic,
Loads css with a click,
Then attacks in her pirate disguise!


owlface8
Having fun from the land down under,
You boast quite a strong sense of wonder.
You must have Aang's spirit,
So relax and don't fear it,
But you can't have Katara as plunder.


daughterofthestars
Like blooming fields under the sun,
Your art makes the world lots more fun!
Toph may like the moles,
But while you admire the foals,
Your Tokka is never outdone!


Memo1990
Memo didn't give me a subject,
So no matter how strange she can't object!
Now you may dub this lazy,
Or even kind of crazy,
Just so long as you don't call it abject!


Beshflorin
Is that Mai I see tilling a garden,
Planting seed without a, "By your pardon"?
Then she quick strikes with her sheers,
A flower head disappears,
And her smile finally unhardens!